driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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(via mintyboob)

lesbianmuses:

Beautiful

(Source: unconfuses, via ritaglesbian)

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offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via collide-with-the-pie)

(Source: generichenle, via moistbottom)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin, via trust)

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

(via mintyboob)

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via pizza)

(Source: ohsodirnty, via lindsayolohan)

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

(Source: maliciousmelons, via punkgoesbridget)

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