riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

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ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(via laugh-addict)

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empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

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vinebox:

me at the movies

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catchersintherye:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

(via hashtagugly)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via hashtagugly)

vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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(via punkgoesbridget)

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

longhorse:

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

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Bloody Australians

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